I like bunnies and funny things a lot. I also like to write here when I need to, so be prepared for the occasional literary onslaught about my shitty thoughts. Follow me and love me, please message me with any thoughts, questions, comments, or anything at all.

 

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

buzzfeed:

HIS NAME IS GUS AND HE’S SLIGHTLY CROSS-EYED AND LOOK AT THE FLOOF ON HIM

I want a cross-eyed Kitty…

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.

Cookies: Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.

Ice: The sweet release of death.

jessicalbryson:

dink-182:

loveandddrevenge:

sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

Again because he’s perfect.

Oh my god

how

So symmetrical. It’s cool to see how well we respond to it.

(Source: modelingschool)

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: flightscastiel)